Nightmares
ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

1993nicole:

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

OMG YAS NEWS ANCHOR 

SNL WEEKEND UPDATE IS MORE LEGIT THAN ANY ACTUAL NEWS CHANNEL AND THIS IS JUST ANOTHER PRIME EXAMPLE OF THAT


We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.

We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:


“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”

  #not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded  

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:

“My parents are bread.

And you’re toast.”

#not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

msaliddell:

darlingbenny:

but look at how cute sherlock’s thinking face is

image

image

Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

;jkhg

"Ron, sorry I forgot who I was, but I remember now. I’m your friend."

Best friend.