THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
Freshmen on the first day
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
better idea: when its asleep, tie a piece of string around it. now you have a pet bee on a string to protect you
|—||Craig Ferguson (via deanmartiann)|
Chris Hardwick to Craig Ferguson: “To a nerd girl, foreplay is the sound of the TARDIS landing.” Ohh yeahhh 😉😉😉