Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her. I put it on then got distracted. lol)
She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
OMG YAS NEWS ANCHOR
SNL WEEKEND UPDATE IS MORE LEGIT THAN ANY ACTUAL NEWS CHANNEL AND THIS IS JUST ANOTHER PRIME EXAMPLE OF THAT
We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”
The Dark Knight Rises